As a kid I used to watch a
cartoon called ‘Popeye’. That character would often say “I yam what I am, and
tha’s all what I yam”. Absolute, unequivocally, undeniably unchanging.
I wonder if Popeye had
Aspergers Syndrome, because that mindset describes my husband to a “T”.
Steve needed help. Granted, everyone
tends to think of one’s self as all-knowing and invincible. It can be hard for
any person to request assistance. It’s definitely not specifically an Aspie
trait, but when combined with Aspergian thinking it can lead to all sorts of
problems and/or misunderstandings.
This morning, after a few
days had passed, I wandered into our bathroom, coffee in hand, to ask The
Hubster if he had gotten an answer from the fellow he was going to request help
from.
“Yes, no,” was the curt
reply.
“Did he give a reason for
not helping?” I queried, perched on the side of my bathtub.
“He said I already had help!”
barked The Hubster.
“Who is already helping you?”
asked an unwitting Me between sips of ‘joe’.
“No one!” blurted He.
I sat for a few minutes
trying to sort out what was just communicated. I thought that I had heard Steve say that he asked for help. I thought that there was just one person
involved. I thought that…
A light bulb flashed above
my head.
“Sweetie, when did you ask Guy
A for help?”
“LAST YEAR!” erupted
Sweetie.
*Sigh*
“Sweetheart, whatever went
on last year doesn’t affect your current situation. Guy B has moved. He is no
longer able to help you. It’s a simple, but decidedly two person job. You need
to ask for help with your current project, letting Guy A know that Guy B has
moved and is no longer available to help. Life is situational. Things change.
Many situations can be similar but still be different. You need to ask about
this current thing.”
As The Hubster flossed his
teeth I watched his face contort in vigorous thought. He finished flossing,
rinsed his mouth and spit. He wiped the edge of his sink, took another swig to
rinse, spit, and once again wiped the edge of the sink. I held my breath and was
rewarded when his routine repeated a third time.
He’s a three-times kind of guy.
That can have its advantages.
Steve turned towards me.
“I guess I like things black
and white,” respondeth my mate.
“Amen! Hallelujah!” I spurted,
jumping up from the edge of the bathtub, nearly splashing the remainder of my
coffee uponeth myselfeth.
“Eureka, Steve! You’ve
pegged it! That is exactly what it’s all about!” My enthusiasm at this basic
truth in our lives was awe inspiring.
“I thought that the Hokey
Pokey was what it’s all about?” replied my puzzled Mate.
After a moment of silence,
during which I quaffed the dredges of my now lukewarm beverage, I again sighed.
“Please just ask Guy A
today,” I requested. “Simply let him know that you need help. I bet he won’t
even remember last year’s entreaty. If he does, let him know that no one else
is available. He’s not going to shoot you if you ask him again.”
Looking quizzical, The
Hubster headed towards his closet to get dressed. I went to the kitchen for
more coffee. As my spouse exited our domicile for work, I heard him utter a
quiet question under his breath.
“What is a Hokey Pokey?”
*Sigh*
See, even I do things in
threes! LOL
